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About Me Digital Art / Student Member Parris19/Female/United States Groups group avatar #Obscurite-rp
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~OneSmartChicken
Parris(Chicken)
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  • Mood: Promiscuous
  • Listening to: I have no idea. I think it's country.
  • Reading: Romance novel! =D
I was laughing to myself tonight when it occurred to me that I'm fairly odd. By like, real people standards. Not so much internet people. Internet people aren't real, of course, as you probably well know.

Anyway. I'm the sort of person who walks through grocery stores and talks to myself. Themselves. Whatever. I rarely read in public, because I find a lot more humor in a lot of books than I could ever possibly explain. I randomly burst out laughing at so many things. Although, usually if I explain it, others can see the humor in it. But they'll never quite get it, y'know? XD

And then I was thinking about how most of the people I know, online and off, seem to think I'm some sort of sexual deviant. I don't even make raunchy jokes all the time or anything, I'm just...I don't even know. It confusing me. People have asked me for advice. On sex. And they complain to me about their girlfriends. And stuff. Usually it's men, but I've got plenty of lady friends who are totally happy to tell me all about their sex life. More or less. It's not like I mind it--heck, I can't deny that I even sort of enjoy it. It's amusing. And nice to know they trust me not to like...I dunno. Be an assface. But it's just so weird. XD

So I was thinking about the crazy, and that, and then suddenly I was like--AHA. They're definitely connected.

So apparently my being insane translates into people thinking I'm all...sex. Which I am. But I'm not.

...anyway. I really like posting completely random journals. As you...have probably noticed.


Also!I now have 89 watchers. My reaction is somewhere between "WHOO" and "wtf?"



Side note: Torn between "LMAO" and "promiscuous" for mood. Hmmm...

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:icondazzleofthemoon:
Mood: Affection ~DazzleOfTheMoon 3 days ago  New member
Gave you a llama!
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:icononesmartchicken:
~OneSmartChicken 3 days ago  Student Digital Artist
And I gave you one ^3^ <33

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:icondazzleofthemoon:
Mood: Joy ~DazzleOfTheMoon 2 days ago  New member
Added to friends+watch!
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~OneSmartChicken 10 hours ago  Student Digital Artist
Yay! -sames- <333

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~Natomi Apr 29, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
:icongreenheartplz:
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:icononesmartchicken:
~OneSmartChicken Apr 29, 2012  Student Digital Artist
<33333333 :iconiluplz:

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:iconmandrakara:
Psst. Voleabcess re-opened, I didn't know if you wanted to rejoin us? I just figured I'd ask you, because I enjoyed RPing with Milly. :3 (...this be Asch, by the way)

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"In life you never get the things you want...life gives you a handful of cards, but they're always the old maid and some jokers. You never get the kings or the aces. You're lucky if you get a jack or a ten, but even those are rare." ~Dunisun
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~OneSmartChicken Apr 27, 2012  Student Digital Artist
ASCH. =D -tackles- I should rejoin. I should. I might. Once I'm not running about like a maniac doing weird nonsense. ='D <3333333

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:iconmandrakara:
-hugs- :3

Aww, would you bring Milly back? I think Asch's last love interest disappeared. XD

I think registration for the current term ends in a few days, but if you have stuff going on, I can just alert Manson for ya.

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"In life you never get the things you want...life gives you a handful of cards, but they're always the old maid and some jokers. You never get the kings or the aces. You're lucky if you get a jack or a ten, but even those are rare." ~Dunisun
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~OneSmartChicken Apr 28, 2012  Student Digital Artist
I'll try--god it's been so long since I did anything with her! But I think I remember her well enough. -laughs- And I miss her, even if I don't remember her very well.

I'll probably manage it tomorrow. xD I'm just lazying/doodling right now and my brain hurts too much for making thoughts. XDDD

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